What song do you wish you'd written?
I'd choose You're the Top by Cole Porter: anyone who rhymes Mahatma Ghandi with Napoleon brandy is OK with me . . .
"You're the Nile, you're the Tower of Pisa
You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
I'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop
But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top!"