Once again to London Business School's annual summer alumni event, where I indulged myself in front of captive audiences comprising people smarter & more successful than myself. I get to stand on my ladder, tell jokes, make fun of MBAs and generally boss everyone around to get the group shots in the can (and, unlike last year, any small children crying were definitely not my fault). Best of all, I persuaded everyone to shout 'Go Scotland!' (the World Cup was on and I'm nothing if not topical) several times, while reminding them that not all of us can be as fortunate as I to have been born in the Greatest Small Country in the World™ & sound just like Sean Connery....